You re A Mean OneMr. Grinch
Lyrics: Dr. Seuss / Music: Albert Hague
from Happy Christmas Vol.2

You re a mean oneMr. Grinch
you really are a heel
you re as cuddly as a cactusyou re as charming as an eelMr. Grinch
you re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You re a monsterMr. Grinch
your heart s an empty hole
your brain is full of spidersyou have garlic in your soulMr. Grinch
I wouldn t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You re a foul oneMr. Grinch
you re a nasty wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socksyour soul is full of gunkMr. Grinch
the three words that best describe you are as followsand I quote
"Stinkstankstunk"!

You re a foul oneMr. Grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodileMr. Grinch
given a choice between the two of you I d take the seasick crocodile!

You re a rotterMr. Grinch
you re the king of sinful sots
your heart s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spotsMr. Grinch
your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate meMr. Grinch
with a nauseous super "naus"!
You re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hossMr. Grinch
you re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

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