INTRO: Chris Rock
...All this ill shit
This fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shit
What the fuck is this shit?
See the shit s video?
PUT IT ON THE GLASS!
Put yo TITTIES on the glass
This is like a pick-up line:
How you doin?
I was wonderincould you put yo BIG FUCKIN TITTIES on the glass?
NoI don t wanna go to a moviecould you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!
Put your titties on the glass ?!
What happened to How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let s catch a movie ?
No Put em on the glass
Put em on the fuckin glass
What the fuck is this shit?
The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on
What the fuck is the weather like in Seattle?

Sir Mix-A-Lot
All my ex seat this one

(You can have her)

VERSE 1
I used to have this girllet s say her name was Mona
Monafine young sugar comin out of Arizona
5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch
And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...)
Kinkyjust like me
She can take a straight gee
And put him down for the count 123
Needless to say I was kickin it
Cause I know when I m the only one gettin it
But - oohthings change when you don t maintain
The same game you got her withmayn
Flew back homeand I was slippin
Cause as soon as I leftanother brother starts spittin
Throwin drag about wantin a family
Tryin to front because he wanna be manly
Tellin my girl how I m playin the field
Boyyou se a jake for real
Now a player I likebut you know I can t stand no snitch
Tryin to front like he rich
Done shot your creditcause you bought you a new E
320and you wanna be a hoe like me
Now you done salted my game
Told my girl I m a playerand you bought her a ring
You paid a lotta money just to grab her
I ma tell you like thistrick: you can have her

(You can have her)

VERSE 2
I gotta do what I gotta do
Baby girl s throughso I need somethin new
You can t keep a good mack down
I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town
5 9" with dimples
Caramel skinstraight finehella tightno pimples
Thinkin my game was concrete
But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes
Especially the ones who wanna settle down
Cause they ll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown
Just the kinda man you wantedain t ithoney?
A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money
Down to spend till his knees bend
Then the athlete s broke and his girl s in the wind
And my girl gets madcause I never spend time like I m s posed to
Plus I m a boaster
Shaggin up too damn quicknow she s lookin for a sugar daddy
Just to get a 96 Caddy
A big truck she found
You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns
He never had nothinthicker than a cheerleader
Now he got juiceso he eats her
And treats her to a big wad of cash
Too weakso she left his ass
You can have her

(You can have her)

Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion...

VERSE 3
I got me aI got me aI got me aI got me a
Young bunnyyoung bunny in La-La Land
Wanna get freaky with the papa man
I smack her to the frontI smack her to the back
I smack it with the whiffle ball batremember that?
One happy black man I be
When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me
Her name is Teresa
She was freakier than mebut I figured I could please her
She had the long braids
Chocolate sisterloved to cuff men like slaves
Arrived at the house at last
Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass
Provocative artwork around me
Four pink slippers on the floor surround me
One pair s for herthe other pair s for who?
Plus she only lives in a one bedroom
Well hm - it might be on
M?©nage-? -troisopen la bouchetaste la bomb
Teresa s roommate walks in
6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin
(Oh my goodness!)

(You can have her)

You done brought a big-ass man up in the room?
Girlwhat s wrong with you?
Honeythat is gay
Yo partneryou can have her
Cause I don t want none of y all
3 s Companyif you know what I m sayin
Yeah

Put it on the danceflo

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