Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a Pam like on the San Fran Real World
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I d never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a Chinese star but it s a line I threw
Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
She said for all the tea in China my vagina s not free
But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in Taiwan I said I m O.K. with that
Just promise me you ll never try to eat my cat
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
In Japan the hand is used as a knife
In Japan a man s wife s hand job than can cost him his life
But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
I ll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
Oh me chinky she s so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
Burnin up like Napalm burstin like an A-bomb
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in Nam
She s like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
I m a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
First I ll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
She ll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin like Jackie Chan
I ll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan
Like the Chinese New Year she s gonna see fireworks
Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy s shirts
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Sing chinky sing
One more time
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang
Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang

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