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ย ย ย I never knew I..
Mic check one-two
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Who woulda knew?
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Who da known?
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Fuck what a story
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Motherfucker comes out
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and sells a couple of million records
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And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
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[Eminem]
I don t do black musicI don t do white music
I make fight musicfor high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
Shityou probably think I m in your tape deck now
I m in the back seat of your truckwith duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way downwaitin to straight jump out
put it over your mouthand grab you by the facewhat now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouthhow?
Take my fuckin eyeballs outand turn em around?
Look - I ll burn your fuckin house downcircle around
and hit the hydrantso you can t put your burning furniture out
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I m sorrythere must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
{*ewwww*} Fuck thattake drugsrape sluts
Make fun of gay clubsmen who wear make-up
Get awarewake upget a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor musicthis is for your kid s amusement
(The kids!) But don t blame me when lil Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain t parents
Chorus: Eminem
Cause I never knew Iknew I would get this big
I never knew Iknew I d effect this kid
I never knew I dget him to slit his wrist
I never knew I dget him to hit this bitch
I never knew Iknew I would get this big
I never knew Iknew I d effect this kid
I never knew I dget him to slit his wrist
I never knew I dget him to hit this bitch
[Eminem]
So who s bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
I couldn t sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last weekI seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
where he s shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi
I sees three little kidsup in the front row
screamin "Go" with their 17-year-old Uncle
I m like"Guidance - ain t they got the same moms and dads
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"
And told me that my tape taught em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn t know any cuss words
when his bus driver s screamin at himfuckin him up worse
("Go sit the fuck downyou little fuckin prick!")
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
up in the third gradeflippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
So read upabout how I used to get beat up
peed onbe on free lunchand change school every 3 months
My life s like kinda what my wife s like (what?)
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every nightIke
So how much easier would life be
if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?
Chorus
[Eminem]
ย ย ย I never knew I.. knew I d..
have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don t got that bad of a mouthdo I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cuntshooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bopa-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bonoskis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)
How many retards ll listen to me
and run up in the school shootin when they re pissed at a
teach-erherhimis it you is it them?
"Wasn t meSlim Shady said to do it again!"
Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
Man I m just as fucked up as you woulda been
if you woulda beenin my shoeswho woulda thought
Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought
that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it - I ain t know if you d do it or not
Chorus
[Eminem]
How the fuck was I supposed to know?

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