I don t have a library cardBut do you mind if I check you out?I like your skeletal structurebabyYou re an ectomorphno doubtYour face is real symmetricalAnd your nostrils are so niceI wish that I was cross-eyedgirlSo I could see you twiceGirlyou smell like FritosThat s why I m giving you this hungry stareYou re so hotyou re gonna meltThe elastic in my underwearI ll bet you re magically deliciousLike a bowl of Lucky CharmsYou d look like Venus de MiloIf I just cut off your armsWhat I m tryin to say is...I wanna be your loverbabyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your loverbabyNow I need somebody to loveDo you believe in love at first sightOr should I walk by again?My love for you s like diarrheaI just can t hold it inStopdrop and roll now Cause babyyou re on fireI ll bet your outfitMakes a lot of noise in the drierYou re absolutely perfectDon t speak nowyou might spoil itYour eyes are even bluerThan the water in my toiletSayhas anyone ever told youYou ve got Yugoslavian hands?Noof course notthat would be stupidJust forget I ever brought it upThe point I m trying to make is...I wanna be your loverbabyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your loverbabyNow I need somebody to loveI wanna be your KrakatoaLet my lava flow all over youI wanna be your anacondaAnd your heat-seeking missile tooI wanna be your beef burritoAm I making this perfectly clear?I wanna be your love torpedoAre you picking up the subtle innuendo here?Uh huhI hope I m not being forwardBut do you mind if I chew on your butt?You can tell me truthfullyAm I a steamin hunk of love nowor what?There just aren t enough o s in "smooth"To describe how smooth I amMaybe you ve seen my pictureIt s in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"My lips are registered weaponsCan I invade your personal space?You must have fallen from heavenThat would explain how you messed up your faceWellhow d you get through security? Cause babyyou re the bombI d like to take you home right nowSo you can meet my momBecause I...I wanna be your loverbabyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your loverbabyNow I need somebody to loveGirlyou must be JamaicanBecause Jamaican me crazyGirlyou must be JamaicanBecause Jamaican me crazyI wanna be your loverbabyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your loverbabyNow I need somebody to love

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