It took a lifetimebut I finally foundThe perfect waffle recipeYou ll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin townOne little bite and I m sure that you ll agreeYour eyes roll back and your knees get weakAwyou re gonna lick your plate cleanPeople come from miles around just to study my techniqueI make the best darn waffles this world has ever seenI m the Waffle King Waffle King... yeahWaffle King Waffle KingThat s what they call meWaffle King Waffle KingHeyI m the Waffle KingEverywhere I go nowthe people cheerI never have to wait in linePeople sayRight this way, sir... You re money s no good hereSome day I betcha they ll build me a shrineAnd everybody sayWell, I m your biggest fan!"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"Folks come from around the world just to shake my handIf you don t believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I meanI m the Waffle King Waffle KingMake you want to scream and shoutWaffle King Waffle KingThat s my namedon t wear it outWaffle King Waffle KingMake no mistake about itI m the Waffle King... yeahRoll out the red carpet cause here I comeAll you peons better scramOut of my way nowyou worthless piece of scumDon t you know who I am?Hey!I wanna see you grovelyou waffle-eatin foolsEverybodyon your kneesYou wanna buy a waffleyou re playing by my rulesGo onbeg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"Can t you tell the universe revolves around me?Don t you know you suckers owe me everything?And can t you see that I m the highest form of life that there could ever be?Everybody all around the worldstand up and singCome on now...Waffle KingHey batter batterWaffle KingHot on your platterWaffle KingSaywhat s the matterDon t you know who I am?Don t you know who I am?Tell emgirlsHe s the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle KingYeah yeahHe s the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle KingTell the truth nowHe s the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle KingDon t you know who I am?Don t you know who I am?

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