She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said"Would you please be mine."
I gave her flowers and some candyYEA!
She opened them up and said"You re trying to make me fat."

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smartnot to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and I let her drive it
YEA! She opened the door and said"Oh botherthis is red."
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said"I can t believe you re so stupid."

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smartnot to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketball

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

And II just want her to look at me....yup
Ijust want her to talk to me....yea!

I won t ever make her wash my carNO!
I won t ever take a walknot unless she s there.
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