(Blowfly excerpt)
"Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. Ugly
chicks can screw. They have to screw cause they ain t got
nothin else goin for they ass! When a nigga goin for a ugly
chick? She gotta get up off her ass!..."

Chorus:
(Mixx cuts and scratches "Get a ugly chick" and "Ugly chicks can
screw."

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Looking at my Rolexit s 12:00
And my dick ... is hard as a rock
My beeper ain t went off all day
I guess all my bitches went out to play
Fuck em cause I ain t sweatin em either
Hoes is jockin me? I don t need em!
There s no time to waste chasin a pretty face
Bitches won t have me in a rat race
They re very bourgeois and so seditty
When you ask em for some pussythey get shitty
So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive
I m like them; they re sexually active
All they want is a one night stand
Some dickand no commitment to a man
Never seen in public with an undesirable
But they come clean like old reliable

Chorus

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
It s late at night and I m ready to dip
Cause I m kind of drunkwith an ugly bitch
Big tittiesbig ass and kind of stacked
6 2" and she s also fat
Rollin round the club like a bitch in heat
But at four in the morningshe couldn t be beat
A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
Trying to see who s looking from the corner of my eyes
On my P s and Q sand aware of my shit
The coast was clearand I m ready to dip
She wanna go to my cribbut here s the trick
>From the club we hit the Motel 6
Riding with no tintsso hoekeep low
Trying to play it off so the boys won t know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The pussy was goodbut she was ugly as fuck

Chorus

Verse 3
Marquis:
Haulin asstrying to hurry up and get there
Cause I can t be seen with this bitch here
It s bad enough that I m rankin myself
But I can t be ranked by no one else
U-G-L-Ybitchyou ain t got no alibi
So don t you roll down no windows or open no doors
Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor!

Kid Ice:
She s ugly as fuck and you wanna know why
She couldn t be worse if the bitch had died
Be my girlhoe! It ain t all that!
Got weave in your hairnot neatand fat
Guess I m understanding you re just a fuck
I m out for the pussy and just one nut
I ll call you next time when I m out of luck
No offensebabyyou re just ugly as fuck!

Chorus

(Mixx cuts "One out of three niggas is ugly" and "Cue numer three!)

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