Eminem: Aite
Fred Durst: Check! Slim Shadydo the mic. kid
(Eminem)
I don t do black music
I don t do Withe music
I make fight music
For High School kids
I pull side full gripsย
When I drive like this {screech}
With a slipped disk
From a Limp Bizkit diss
I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts
So I get pissed and can t pick which wrist to slit
Little rich kids in cribs
Don t attempt this shitย
Just step back
While I prep up to pimp this bitch
So I said to the girlI m like
"What up girl?"
"Shut up girl!"
And showed her a cut-up squirrel
She screamed bloody murder so loud everybody heard her
Slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer
I moved on to two blondesย
And kissed em on a futon
{Ay yo baby!}
{What do you want?!}
I looked at em both and I was like
"Lookcheck this out tootsI m lookin for cookie pus"
I need to speak to em immediately
They played my video on MTV last week
And just when I was thinkin I was all that and then some
In comes Fred Durst
(Fred Durst)
Yo Shady let me get some
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chairย
Now I m a nightmare
You stay right there
I got the divaย
Hold the flavor of a single
See me and Shady?
I think we got a lock down
Shocked by the sound
I got you cruisin with your top down
These two blondes
I offered em both a drink
And this you would think
Could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths
Smelt like somebody farted
So if it s time for me to move on
Shady said the livin room was a dance floor
So turn me loose
I was cuttin the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk
And a prickย
Ramblin on about how
He was gonna kill me
Wow!
I spilled a drink on his shirt
But no- He insisted we should go
Before I could drop em
Shady had to clock em
The music stopped
The party stood in shock
So I looked around
Grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party s goin my way
Or no way at all
But don t youย
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party s goin my way
Or no way at all
(Eminem)
Turn me loose
You better tell em to come re-shingle the roof
Just keep feedin me free drinks till I puke
And Fred ll ask me to lead sing in his group
I m sick at the barn
I m not bein approached
Cuz Fred s over there stealin all of my hoes
{Yo Fred save me some}
I walked up to these saimese twins
And asked to have a threesome
Told em two heads are better that one
Plus I respect how y all roll together as one
Got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groinย
Stood up like "Ay waitwhere you goin" {bye!}
Oh well
Three strikes and I m out
I struck out and stood tied to the road {ouch}ย
I ain t tryin no more
Fuck it- I m chillin
Get a shot of yable {ahhh}
Fell asleep on the ceilingย
(Fred Durst)
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chairย
Now I m a nightmare
You stay right there
I got the divaย
Hold the flavor of a single
See me and Shady?
I think we got a lock down
Shocked by the sound
I got you cruisin with your top down
These two blondes
I offered em both a drink
And this you would think
Could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths
Smelt like somebody farted
So if it s time for me to move on
Shady said the livin room was a dance floor
So turn me loose
I was cuttin the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk
And a prickย
Ramblin on about how
He was gonna kill me
Wow!
I spilled a drink on his shirt
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party s goin my way
Or no way at all
But don t youย
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party s goin my way
Or no way at all

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