Rrrinnnggg
"Hello?"
"You have a collect call from Cukoo . Please answer the following
question yes or no ."
"Will you pay for the call?"
"Is this on?
Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares could produce.
Actual human beings of a deformed nature.
Come at onceand come and endulge yourself
In our own twisted amusement of another s misfortune.
Yesladies and gentlemen.
Enter our 3 ring show of freaks!"
Ring onea-dung-a-dung-dung.
My name s Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in schoolthen I run down the hall.
Scarin the shit outta all of yall bitches!
Which is why you don t invite mine to your party
Just cuz I don t look like everybody.
I guess you re just a bunch of rich boys.
Bitch boys. Scary. Blblbblah!
And what s the big deal about my neck.
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up
A couple feet to get a better sight.
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No! Sonow how ya gon act?
So what if I got another arm growin outta my back.
I guess I m just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the 3 rings.
(chorus):
3 ring. A ding a ding ding. People love to point and stare.
3 ring. A ding a ding ding. It s the same as everywhere.
(End Chorus)
(chorus)
Ring two! How do ya do? I m Shaggy 2-dope.
Chicken-faced bitch! (Who?)
You don t try to front hoe.
Try to play me out just cuz I m runnin wit the side show.
So maybe there s the leg growin out my neck.
Butdon t jet babyhuhnot yet.
Popped out the neden like a pund of lead.
Doctor blew his backrolled and dropped me on my head.
Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits.
Cuzwhen I was 2my momma left me at the circus.
Abandoned at the carnivalwith the freak shows
Like Bat-boyHermaphroditeand Old Man Crow.
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone.
Started a crew of my own mutha fuckaI m not alone.
So don t be stickin your finger in my face stank.
Or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings.
(chorus)
(chorus)
"I certainly hope you re enjoying yourselveshereat our 3 ring
exhibit. But
to be honestI
really don t see what s so fuckin funny about it. These fuckin people are real!"
"Ring 3The ICP! Look if you want
But I wouldn t lay a hand on me.
That s how you get fucked up.
We ll squeeze your windpipe s shut."
Yo! I m a nerdword. I drink Thunderbird.
Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb.
She busted in to my tent now I m fucked.
Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck. Ugh!.
Fuck that. Bitch suck that.
I was born with a wangbut I never had a nutsack.
It s two balls hangin wit no protectionso
I move real careful and slow.
You can call me a wierdocall me a freak.
Call me Don Knotts cuz I m gettin at it every week. Uh!
So come see the carnival and throw me your changebitch.
I chill with the 3 rings.
(chorus)
(chorus)
"Wellthat s it. I hope you re satisfied. I hope you had a good time
you fucking heartless
bastards! You saw what you wantedso grab your fucking kids and that
fatflop of shit
wife of yoursand get the fuck out of our circus tent! You cold-hearted sons of bitches!
You think they looked fucked up? Just wait till I kick your fuckin lips in a couple times!
You ll be sittin up here like a bitchand we ll be laughin at your
folded ass. They ll call
you Lumpy. After I done puttin knots all over your fuckin forehead. Yeah!
HeyHey little boy! Come herehow d you like it if I tied your neck in a knot? You
fuckin little bitch!
Come hereI ll fuckin shove that corndog up your ass! Get the fuck outta here! The show s fuckin over. Get the fuck outta hereyou fuckin heartless bastards."

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