BabyI sure wish I could lend you a handBut plumbing s one thing I don t understandIt s true haven t got a clueB-b-b-babyI can tell you ve got a big problemWhen I flush the johnthen your shower goes onBaby Now watcha gonna do?If Drano s a joke and your plunger is brokeBabycall the mensch with the monkey wrenchBaby He ll be there for youShower s backing up upup?Water won t go down downdown?Ba ba ba baba ba ba ba babyDon t forget my plumberBa ba ba baba ba ba ba babySink s been plugged up all summerBa ba ba baba ba ba ba babyBetter call the plumberHe ll know what to doPipes been blowing upPipes been breaking downAnd the carpet s soaked...right throughBa ba ba baba ba ba ba ba baBa ba ba ba ba kitchen s floodedtooBa ba ba ba baba ba ba ba ba baBa ba ba ba bagirlyou know it s trueB-b-b-betchat this guy makes more than my lawyerIf he works for one daycosts you half a year s payBaby He can be here by 2:00So if you ve got cashhe ll be there in a flashMakin service calls in his overallsBaby He ll do his best for youSewer s backing up upup?Got you feelin down downdown?Ba ba ba baba ba ba ba babyDon t forget my plumberBa ba ba baba ba ba ba babyLeaky pipes are a bummerBa ba ba baba ba ba ba babyTime to call the plumberMaybe call a fewGotta problem with plumbing?Gotta blame it on somethingBlame it on the drain that was cloggin cloggin Blame it on the faucet that drips all nightIf hairballsgrease a gooWon t let the water throughBlame it on the drainyeahyeahWhen I flush the johnnow when I flush the johnIt turns the shower onRoto-Rooter 6-5000Ba ba ba ba babyBaby call my plumberHe ll know what to do

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