Verse 1
I know a fat girlshe wears a orange skirt
You give her twenty dollars and you can do work
She ll take food stamps and a traveller s cheque
Because her hair and her face and her life s a wreck
She wears a bright blonde wigsome high heeled pumps
She s down in the dumps so she s sellin her rump
She s a hot little momma and she works every day
If you wanna pay to playhere s where she stays
She s at the...
Chorus
Bristol Hotel Room 515
The Bristol Hotel Where that at? JamaicaQueens!
Verse 2
I seen her standin thereslutty as could be
Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
Every red light she ll come over to your ride
Or she s standin in the doorway tellin you to come inside
The Bristol Hotelcos it ain t no thing
And her meat tastes better than Burger King
Japanese executives in three-piece suits
Glasses all foggy when they come in the place
The girlies in the Bristolthey re all in cahoots
He fell asleep and got robbedand cold chumped his face at the...
Repeat chorus
Verse 3
Party people check the story cos the story is ill
It s the story of two menone Haroldone Bill
They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night
Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
Never ever rushthat s the golden rule
I been comin to the Bristol s ten years of my life
A-yowhat the hell? Yoman that s my wife!
The...
Repeat chorus
Verse 4
You seea Bristol girl is a one of a kind
And if you know her good enough she won t make you stand on line
She ll let you insidemake you pay for the ride
Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died
You say What the heckbecause you already paid
Not knowin that the guy that went before you had AIDS
Bang bang boogieshe was so amusin
Next week you re at the clinic gettin blood transfusions
At the...
Repeat chorus
The Bristol Hotel till fade

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