I dated Siamese twinsI slept with BigfoottooGet me on Sally JessePut me on Donahue Cause I wanna tell the world about itRight nowMy dog s a narcolepticMy mom s a circus freakI gotta get a spot onGeraldo s show this week Cause I wanna tell the world about itRight nowI m just an anorexic codependent bingo addictStripper born without a chinAnd I m only comfortable talking about itWhen the whole wide world is listening inTalk Soup... Talk SoupListen to melisten to melisten to meMy wife ran off with ElvisMy boss shaved off my hairI ve got a thing for poodlesAnd rubber underwearAnd I wanna tell the world about itRight nowI had a close encounterI never chew my foodI got eleven nose jobsI yodel in the nudeAnd I wanna tell the world about itRight nowI m just a cross-dressin alcoholic neo-NaziPorno staras you may have guessedAnd I m really gonna feel a whole lot betterIf you let me get this thing off my chestTalk Soup... Talk SoupListen to melisten to melisten to meI m just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniacAlbino go-go danceryou seeNothin so bad that I can t share itWith a billion friends on national TVwhoa...I have no genitaliaI sold my kids for cheeseI love my blow-up dollsoBring out those cameras please Cause I gotta tell the world about itRight nowTalk Soup... Talk SoupListen to melisten to melisten to me

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