{*airline stewardess making announcements*}

Bubba Sparxxx
I can t forget the bumps on the road to Heartsville
And I m scared to fly but surely Bubba Sparxxx will

Shit and I ain t sleptin a month of Sundays
Still I m wide awake as we coast out on the runway

And now the captain says I m number one for take off
But Timmy I m too weak all this starvin led to weight loss

Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates
I m headed to my destinyhow long you guess it takes - to get there?

The in flight movie today is quot;Gladiator quot;
But I can t afford the headphonesit s coolI ll catch it later

I m cramped between two dudesone from each coast
Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most

Hey stewardessI can t handle all this turbulence
The ride s gettin bumpy and that shit don t help my nervousness

Now they fin to serve the mealI think I ll go with steak
Every fuckin choice is crucial and we all know the breaksin this game

I barely even noticed but we covered every state
Plus I m slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - it s about time

I need to take a piss but I m still scared to get up
Please Lord protect those up in this air with us

The captain just started our approach into the sunset
I ve flown a million miles but the shit still ain t fun yet

When this journey is completeyou ll know by my reaction
Tears of jubilation as I m landin back in Athens - thank you Lord

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