(Intro)
People!! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who

Verse 1
Never been the type to bend or budge, the wrong button to push, no friend of Bush/I m the centerpiece, you re a Maltese. I m a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease/All these people I had to leave in limbo, I m back now, I ve come to release this info/I ll be brief and let me just keep shit simple, can-a-bitch don t want no beef with Slim? Noooo!/Not even on my radar, so won t you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off/and follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from s?ance to s?ance, aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw

Chorus X2
C mon now, let s all get on down, let s do-si-do now, we gon have a good ol time/Don t be scared, cus there ain t nothin to worry bout, let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Verse 2
Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man s back/with a plan to ambush this Bush administration, mush the Senate s face in, push this generation/of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like, this white hot light/that I m under, no wonder I look so sunburnt, oh no I won t leave no stone unturned/Oh no I won t leave, won t go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there/oh yeah don t think I won t go there, go to Beirut and do a show there/yah you laugh till your muthafuckin ass gets drafted, while you re at band camp thinkin the crap can t happen/till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping/open the plastic and then you stand back gasping, fuckin assassins hijackin Amtracks crashin /all this terror America demands action, next thing you know you ve got Uncle Sam s ass askin /to join the army or what you ll do for their Navy. You just a baby, gettin recruited at eighteen/You re on a plane now, eatin their food and their baked beans. I m twenty-eight, they re gonna take you fore they take me/Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady/My views ain t changed, still inhumane, wait, arraigned two days late, the date s today, hang me!

Chorus X2

Verse 3
Nothin moves me more than a groove that soothes me, nothin soothes me more than a groove that boosts me/nothin boosts me more, or suits me beautifully, there s nothin you can do to me, stab me shoot me/psychotic, hypnotic product I got it the antibiotic, ain t nobody hotter and so on/and yada yada, god I talk a lotta hem de lay la la la, oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta/ keep movin , there s more music to make, keep makin new shit, produce hits to break/the monotony, what s gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I m Pac on my enemies/on your knees, got you under siege, somebody you would give a lung to be/hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin younger me, fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free/yah buddy, laugh it s funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing/I m past bluffing, pass the K-Y, let s get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!

Chorus X2

Outro
Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me / Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me / X to the Z, wants to square dance with me / Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me / Cana-bitch, won t square dance with me / Fan-a-bitch, won t square dance with me / Canada-bis, don t want no parts of me / Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you / Yee-Haw!!!

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