SPOKEN

Brotherswe ve messed over our sisters for years
(years and years)
I said for years
But now we re being messed over
I said now we re being messed over
You done fell in love with the cat
You know what I m talking about "The Cat"
It ll get ya

RAP

Meowmeowthe cat will get ya
If you let it get wit ya
Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
Just to get a little honey
But the honey gets runny when the money s funny
Cause I m hipped an a brother like Mix don t slip
Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
And don t say I didn t warn ya
Go down to the beach
See the girls in bikini s
Wonder why you don t see mebrothers (Yeah)
Should I preach (Preachpreach)
Awreitback to the beach
A O.G. from the hood
Went down to the beach but his game was weak
Met a sweet thing named Yolanda
She had the go mo-mo s on her brand new Honda
So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
Better come on an get wit dis
A forty-dog in his hand and he s saggin
But pretty soon the cat s goan tag him
Later that nightYolanda got busy in the back
Of his big black Cadillac
The next daythe O.G. wasn t playin no ball
Cause he took her to the mall
Buyin everything from skirts to boots
Ohspeakin a bootsyeah he knocked er boots
But in the end another fool got jack
Cause he was sprung on the cat

Sprung on the catcheck it out

There s a brother named Dave in a Corvette
Had a job at the U.P.S.
I ain t dissin cause U.P.S. pays money
But Dave wants to kick it with the honeyshuh
He shoulda got em a girl n settle down
But Dave wants to get around
Put the top down on the vette
Hit the south side of Seattle
Lookin for sex
Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat
And boomthere it is...three freaks
Thickwalkin with a natural switch
And Dave starts getting that itchhuh
You know a vettes only got two seats
But Dave wasn t listening to me
All three of them jumped in the car
Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar
But them drinks ain t cheap out there son
Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
And Dave was treatin
And the girls was sure nuff eatin
Two hundred dollars worth of fish
And Dave wants to make a little wish
A little something that he d seen in a porno movie
Play BBD and said do me
At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat
He gave em the keys to the vette
Oohthat s the wrong moveblack
You must be sprung on the cat

Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
You mean she DID put that cat on youyou re talkin to
Attitudebe straight with me man

I m cruisin incognito
850i with the smoked out windows
An I m thinkin I m raw
When it comes to girls I done seen it all
Then along came a girl named Joyce
She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce
At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
Could Mix be sprung?
Her cat was calling me
And I started rolling slowly
Pulled up to the bumper
Cause I wants to thump her
So she pulls up into Texaco
And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls
Now I m checkin out the body
This hotty gotta body n I wanna get naughty
Followed her to the motel
YesmotelI m too cheap for a hotel
Room deuce deuce deuce and it s time to get loose
I dipped in the juice
So what s up with the Rolls
Checked the registration
And the Rolls was stole
Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
But I ain t sprung on the cat

Don t pet the catif you just met the cat
If you re sprung on the cat
You might as well eat the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Maharaji over there all quiet
I think Maharaji be eatin the cat
How bout Attitude Adjuster
Attitudeyou eatin the cat or what?
I think it s Critical Mass
Critical Mass be suckin on that cat
YoP.L.B. I know you eatin somethin
ME? What you snackin on??

- Back to the Songs of the Album Mack Daddy

- Back to the Sir Mix A Lot's Albums