They got a committee to get me off the block
Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say em nonstop
Because being bad news is what we re all about
We went to White Castle and we got thrown out
I got my boy Mike D. - I got the King Adrock I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock
I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud
So I reached in the Miller cooler - grabbed a cool Bud

Slow ridinggun hidin on the go
I m fly like an eagle and I drink Old Crow
I m the king of the classroom - coolin in the back
My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack
She chased me out of class she was strapped with a ruler
Went to the bathroom - rolled myself a wooler
With bottle in hand at the microphone stand
A. yo homeboy - what you drinkin man

I got moneyI got juice
I got to the party and I got loose
I got rhythmsI got rhymes
I got the girlies with the Def behinds
I got illI got busted
I got dust and I got dusted
I got goldI got funky
I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey

Because I m hard hittin always biten cool as hell
I got trees on my mirror so my car won t smell
Sittin around the house gettin high and watchin tube
Eating Colonel s chicken drinkin Heineken brew
I m a gangsterI m a prankster I m the king of the Ave.
I m hatedconfrontated for the juice that I have
All the fly ladies are making a fuss
But I can t pay attention cause I m on that dust

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