Since you ve been goneWell I feel like I ve been chewing on tinfoilSince you ve been goneIt s like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oilWellI m feeling like I stuck my handInside a blender and turned it onYou know I ve been in a buttload of painSince you ve been goneSince you ve been goneI couldn t feel any worse if you droppedA two-ton bowling ball on my toesSince you ve been goneIt couldn t hurt any more if you shovedA red hot cactus up my noseSince you ve been goneWellit feels like I m gettingtetanus shots every daySince you ve been goneIt s like I got an ice cream headachethat won t go awayEver since the day you left meI ve been so miserablemy dearI feel almost as bad as I didWhen you were still here

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