[Em] YoSlim Shady!
[R5] YoRoyce 5-9
[Em] Y all wanna make a movie?
[R5] What..
[Em] We got the film right here
[Royce]
What?
Yeah I m one of them pretty rappers
Buck if I really haftaI really slap ya
King of Detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
Scandalous partnerswhose grammar hammers the hard shit
Into your heart withcontentyo who wanna start with
ExpertsBad and Evil is comin soon
MC s get stuckhead first back in they mother s womb
This shit is writtenin my eyes I m the illest MC spittin (what?)
Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens
I gotta diss youmy niggaz be cockin pistols
Shot and split youfuck splittin the profits with you (what?)
Six percentof y all niggaz is just pretend
Clicks with clitspussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?)
Niggaz act bullyand blast for the fast penny
My auto is fullyplenty of niggaz packin semi
Speak darts; yo you get paid? Rhymin about it is the sweet part
You can t be street smart with a cheap heart
Five Ninea street nigga with deep feelin (what?)
I keep illinmy steez willin to keep killin (what?)
Fuck rapa lot of y all all is just acts
Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
Fuck thatyou get blast atyou get laughed at
And I ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicksone-hit wonders
What? Big ballsthat s why when I spityour clique stalls
I ma pit bullI m just dogI m just raw (what?)
Split y allholla"It s on!" Then I diss y all
All of y all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off
[Eminem and Royce]
Y all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittindirectin and starrin in it
Y all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittindirectin and starrin in it
[Eminem]
The one man on the planet that ll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it ll look like an invisible man standin
I m headed for HellI d rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clintonhit thisand you better inhale
Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
Is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone!)
Came home in a frenzypushin a ten speed
Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!)
With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
Fuck a headachegive me a migraineย
Damnit I like pain (AHH!)
And you should be anywhere that I might gain
You rap knowin you wack
You act up and I m throwin you down a flight of steps
Then I m throwin you back up em
If they don t like the trackfuck em
The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck
And then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
Better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man!)
I m sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
I m free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
To stampede your chest till you can t breathe
And when I m down to my last breath
I ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the last step
And still laugh half bent
[Eminem and Royce]
Y all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittindirectin and starrin in it
[Em] Bad.. the bad..
[R5] Uhhwhen the bad meets the bad.. yo..
[Em] The evil
[R5] Take the evil with the evil
[Em] Put em together
[R5] What? Nine-nine
[Em] Two times.. Slim Shady.. Royce the Five Nine

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