She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can t stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I m wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
She stepped in dog pooh
And I m still kissing her feet.
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
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She took more than she gave to me
I gave my loveI got an STD
And if she comes home
I hope that she ll marry me.
I want to tell her that it s over now
Hey lookI m arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I m scaring myself.
The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
That s why she always insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
[Chorus]
I m waking up
I m getting out.
[Chorus]

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