she s not eatin baconnot
eatin sausage
and she won t eat eggs
not eatin chicken
not eatin turkeyshe
won t have a steak
but i just can t help feelin
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you knowi can t stop cryin cause i
know this broccoli s dead

vegetarian? i m not a vegetarian
vegetarian...she s a

poor little cowlittle sheep
little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots
are bleedin
plants are screamin and tomatoes cry
you say "it s not so badthey re only
vegetables"that s what you said
maybe i m a murdererbut i m hungry
and they re better off dead.

save a planteat a cow
i want beefi want it now!
i m gonna eat it cause it s red!
i m gonna eat it cause it s dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i d eat people if it was legal
i d eat people if it was legal!

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