Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemybut don t believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder s got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin s missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I m a pussy and you re a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can t even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you re not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I ll watch the "Academy Awards"
That s why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must ve given up on hair plugs ?cause now you re going toupee

All in all you re just another dick with no balls
All in all you re just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don t wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ?em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where s your brother Daryl? Where s your other brother Daryl?
Givin me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I m a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I ll be glad to do your girlfriendI ll be glad that you do time
Here s the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine s platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you re choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken s bone

All in all you re just another dick with no balls
All in all you re just another dick with no balls

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