(Difford/Tilbrook)
WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.


You make-believe celebrities
Taking bows in front of me
In your dickey-bow ties
In your dickey-bow ties
Pick your nose beside the stage
Jesus Christ has come of age
So you ve had a good cry
So you ve had a good cry

Reach out there s people in the stalls
A Blackpool season isn t very small
Reading commercials on TV
Is just as good as a bad Page 3 review

We all know it s so hard for you
Revue
We all know it s so hard for you

In the dressing room you find
Telegrams with good luck lines
So nice to be known
So nice to be known

The curtain falls so that s the end
You hit the bottle once again
So you ve had a good crowd
So you re one of the crowd

Reach out there s people in the stalls
A Blackpool season isn t very small
Reading commercials on TV
Is just as good as a bad Page 3 review

We all know it s so hard for you
Revue
We all know it s so hard for you
Revue
We all know it s so hard for you
Revue
We all know it s so hard for you

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