Pardon me miss
but I ve never done this
with a real live girl
what could be harmful
in holding an armful
of a real live girl
pardon me if you re affectionate squeeze
fogs up my goggles and
buckels my knees
I m simply drown in the sightand the sounds
and the scent and the feel
of a real live girl
nothing can beat getting swept off your feet
by a real live girl
dreams of you but don t compare with a hunk
of a real live girl
girl s were to girlish
was once my belief
whata reversal and what a relief
I ll take the flowering hat
and the towering hill
and the squeal of a real live girl
I ve seen photographs and faximilies
that have set my heart off in a whirl
but I over look everyone in the book
for a real live girl
take your vernecion or romanaprrection
ideal live girl
go be a hold out for Helen of Troy
I am a healthy American Boy
and I rather gape at the dear little shape of the stir
and the kill of a real live girl
full timeoccasional all operational girl

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