[Eminem]
Yo.. I dedicate to this.. to yo..
{*imitating Slick Rick*}
To all my fanskeepin y all in health
Let s tell this Whitey Ford to go fuck himself
Cause it s cruel when you cause a bad heart conditionin
which I createcause that s my mission
So listen closeto what we say
because this type of fag claims to never be gayI..
{*rapping normally*}
.. knew you was jealous from the day that I met you
I upset youcause I get respect. I bet you (boy)
I m even liked better by your niece and nephew (c mon!)
And now you hate Fred because Lethal left you
Peckerwood mad cause his record went wood
No respect in the hoodfled to his neck of the woods
Got in touch with his rootsfound the redneck in his
blood
and said"Heckcountry western rap records are good!!"
So he picks the guitar up and he strums a few notes
He can t rapor singbut he wants to do both (haha)
Puts an album out and rules for part of the year
then Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit come
from
out of nowhere
It s the start of an erarock rap s harder this year
No one s tryin to hear some fuckin old fart in a chair
sittin on stagestrummin acoustic guitar in your ear
So you start to get scaredsit back and spark an
idea
Figure you can diss me to jump start your career
I punch you in your fuckin chest til your heart kicks in gear (bitch)
And fuck your underground buddy s nameless crew
Like I ma say they
names
so they can be famous too
[Chorus 2X: Eminem *sung*]
You just a.. quitterand you bitter cause I came along
and the days of House of Pain are gone
And if you talk about my little girl in a song again
I ma kill you (I ma kill you)
[Eminem]
Yo.. heart attack to stroke
from
the crack you smoke
to the rap you wroteyour fuckin answer back s a joke
And I ma tell these motherfuckin fans the truth
The reason why you dissed me first and I answered you
You said I passed you in a lobby and I glanced at you
like I ain t notice you? BITCHI had a show to do!
Like I m supposed to be star-struckcome over to you
You better shut your fuckin mouth while you oh-for-two
Back in ninety-four Limp opened the show for you
Rocked the crowd better and stole the whole show from you
Took your motherfuckin DJ and stole him too
So you fall in a slump and get all emotional
So now you sing and mix slang with blues and pluck strings
Confused as fuck cause now your
music
sucks dick
Mr. Mr. Ass Kisser to get accepted in rap
quicker but never lastand Everlast is a..
[Chorus]
Aight listen (look)
So this is what we ask of our fans
If you ever see EverlastWHOOP HIS ASS
Hit him with sticksbricksrocksthrow shit at him
Kick himspit on himtreat him like a hoebitch-slap him
Do it for medo it for Freddo it for Limp
Do it for Rockdo it for rapdo it for Kid
Do it for Ice-Tdo it just to do itfuck it
He s a bitchhe ain t gon hit you backhe s nothin!
Shit in five years we ll all be "Eating at Whitey s"
And he ll be bussin tables in that bitchcleanin the toilets
Aiyyo.. fuck thiscut this shit off
{*music stops*}
Aiyyo Headthat s why I fucked your mother you fat motherfucker!
{*beat changes to 2Pac s "Hit Em Up"*}
Kill Whitey! - Hahaha
Kill Whitey! - Detroit! What? What?
Kill Whitey! - .. yoyo
Kill Whitey! - Haha! Look
First offfuck your songs and the shit you say
Diss my wifebut at least I got a bitchyou gay
You claim to be a Muslim but you Irish White
So fuck you fat boydrop the miclet s fight
Plus I punch you in the chestweak hearts I rip
Whitey Fordforty and whitelethargic ass dickhead
I keep em comin while you runnin out of breath
Steady duckin while I m punchin at your chestyou need to rest
Dilatedgo ask your people how I leave ya
with your three CD snobody seeswhen they released
Evidencedon t fuck around with
real
MC s
who ain t ready for no underground beefso fuck geeks
I let you faggots know it s on for life
but Everlast might die tonighthaha
Fat boy murdered on wax and killed
Fuck with me and take a heart pillyou know!
[Chorus: Eminem]
Grab 380 s when you see Slim Shady
Call the doctor to heal your heart
They shocked you back to life at the clinic
but you bout to get relapsed any minute
HonkeyI hit em up!
Hahahayo
check
this out
You faggots ain t even on my level
I ma let D-12 ride on you bitch-made ass faggots!
[Kon Artis]
Yo! Get out the way yoget out the way yo
Whitey Ford s heart just stopped
Eminem shocked him backhe had another heart attack
Whitey Ford s gettin his ass floored for talkin back
Little faggot HamburgularI show you where the burgers are
At your own restarauntwhile I m servin ya
Drop and stomp your whole heart til it stops
Call the copsI ma beat your ass while they watch
[Kuniva]
Ha hanow we got the whole industry makin fun of you Erik
Where s your House of Pain now? There s only one of you Erik
You a petty cowardyou ain t ready to steady go a round
with some killers from 7 Mile to the motherfuckin Belle Isle Bridge
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Got in his ass and now this faggot wanna mention me still
this ain t no freestyle battle Everlast gettin killed
with his chest open
Tryin to throw a fuckin punchbut you just chokin
Havin a stroke and now you learn why crackers never earned a dime
cause you SUCK motherfucker you should learn to rhyme
Talkin bout you packin pistols but it s funny to me
You ain t never been in troubleyou just wanna be me
I m a paleface killer whale
on his way to fuckin prisonpistol whippin tailha
Erik remember when I passed you in the lobby that day?
That shit was obvious you probably was gayha
Now it s all about countryyou gave up hip-hop
Forty-nine thousand copiesthe week your shit drop
while my
sales
makin records break
Two and a half million scanned by the second week
Motherfucker I hit em up!
[Proof]
I m from Detroit s Pemberton Ave.where bullets tear you in half
Fuck the musicwe got an uzi for all you fags
Get the shit out of our stereoDilated you violated
Now you bout to get annihilatedwe gon bury you
Iriscience get choked up and yoked up
All you underground bitches get your throats cut
[Swifty]
What the fuck?! Is you stupid?
I choke Whitey Ford with his fuckin guitar cord
and
stuff
him in cardboardchopped up in a box
with sixteen partsI stomped on his heart
D-12Amityvillefuck your mother while you watch
Keep your restaraunt locked and block your door
Cause we "Hit Em Up" like motherfuckin Tupac Shakur
[Eminem]
You a"Black Jesus" heart attack seizures
Too many cheeseburgers McDonald s Big Mac greases
White devilwashed up honkey
Mixed up cracker who crossed over to country
{*laughing*}
Yoaiyyo cut this shit off
{*needle dragsbeat stops*}
Fuck himthat s itI m doneI promiseI m donethat s it
I m sorryI m sorryI m sorryI promise
I just believe in kickin a man while he s down
God damn! I quit
Mention my daughter s name in a song again you fuckin punk

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