Arabian voice:doctordoctori need help doctor

Nurse:sit down and wait your turn

Xzibit: sit your ass down

Saafir:

You havescars in your mask like seal

That ain t for real

We ll have to fix thatyo nigga sit back

Xzibit:

Your flow remind me of a nigga that i just don t feel

Same style and delivery

Might as well have his grill

Pass the scaplethe alcoholplants

25 hundered get you style enhanced

It s like...

Saafir:

Thismask right will lift your grill

It ll put height in your mack

Don t take to much off

If you want a nose like michael jackson

Xzibit:

If you want it done rightnigga come see this

Maybe even send your bitch

We can fix them tits

From a c cup to a double d cup

Make them big shitsdoctor lick emyeah

Saafir:

I like toaxe emjack em for their financial

Need a facial i ll change the skin tone in the inner racial

After i m doneyou might have a little pouch tone

Nothin my scaple can t fix

What kind of face you want

Singing voice:

I want the kind that make me look like i can rhyme

Saafir:

It ll cost you

Singing voice:

But i can find the skrillaif i can have that nigga face named saafir!

Saafir:

That s inposterousplus i never cloned a microphone

What type of shit you oni hope you got insurance

Before i sit you on my gurney

And lead you to an anestetic breather

If ya not brokei ll save your face like dope and make it right

Casue being fake ain t tight

You need plastic surgury

Hook:

I hear the same ole rhymesthe same ole style

it seems you need plastic surguryx5

Xzibit:

I m locatedatthe bottom of the black list

I like to malpracticecomplicate a surgury

Intoxicatedsmoke cigarettsdrop ass in your gases

Feel the utencilknife is dull like a pencil

And what?

When a nigga place pussy get fucked

Without a kiss or a huglike contaminated blood

Transfused from a junkie

With the hair of jonesi reconstruct the bones

Of all hip hop clones

Ras kass:

I date fat girls that weight 215

With low self esteemcause it s easier to get the pussy

I m performing vinyl liposuctions

Saafir:

Phat mc

Ras kass:

Phat productionmotherfuckin facial reconstruction

Needles injected 33 rpm of anestic for ? to require cosmetic

Sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas

The only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

Saafir:

This shit is full blownyou better head to the clinic

After captain save a hoewe had the luitenit

Operate get straightwe hear to seperate the fake from the classic

Niggas get blasted if they plastic

Hook

Ras kass:

I m like dougie howser md with a desert eagle

Criminal genius

Operationseperatin them siamese twins hangin beneath them niggas penis

Take it to your face like a skin graph

Rappersi specialize in talent transplants word?

You want phat fat lips nurse get to college

And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and richard gere be

Swallowin

Now followin aks vanna to buy you flowers

So you can c see i a aye e-swift o oh u you know y why

We remain uncontested to the contenderwe can

Million man march all the way to december

Januaryfeburary 28th

Saafir:

Ineverwash my hands

The only rubber gloves i wear is on my dick

But i ll split you quick

Like jackie chanthe way i switch my wristhand

I make ya sickbut i m a doctordon t trip

Hopefullyin surguryi won t slip

On a tile that file and twist ya lips

Like collin powell

Descriptions i m overwrite

For the ones thats over bitin on dental records

Bitin to godsend your blessings

I ll put your mask onfast like romidon minks

And bitchesi have? half blind in the paperthey named me

A large professora mad scientistwith a long line of clients

Bitch! get out of my office

You don t have an appointment or an application

For me to attack your face in my practice

Never lackin when i"m insurting these plastic patches

Seems like you need plastic surgury

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