That s lifethat s the way it goes
Layin down laws and taxin hos
Sometimes I can t take no more
Always leaving shows through the back door

What you got D-Toke?
Now what you got ST?
Teach me how to get my mack to a T
First of allI put that pimp twist on her
Then I let her know that I m a P-Town baller
Next thing you knowyou see I get no rejection
High in charismasmooth-ass complexion
I m Daddy X and I come with correction
You know there s infectionso wear some protection
Ain t nobody slicker than B-Dub on the mixer
Don t bring your girlfriend round because he s down to get with her
Fool what you barkin it must be the liquor
I m back on your bitch so stick around like a sticker
Nawbut I m quicker cuz I m the D-L-O-C
All the freaks know methey call me Loc Daddy
I rock shit on the dailyyour girlfriend she paged me
I bust you in the grillthen go chill with your lady

It s the pimp twistit s the pimp twist
Yeahyeahpimpin ain t easy!

That s lifethat s the way it goes
Layin down laws and taxin hos
Sometimes I can t take no more
Always leaving shows through the back door

Yo I m Saint Duband known to drink some brandy
I gots the foul whistle cuz it comes in handy
I once knew this bitch by the name of Candy
But he kicked her out because the punani was sandy
Saint Dog kicked her outDaddy X took her in
MassengilSummer s Evethen I sexed her skin
No girlfriend because they re too damn hectic
I only like the ones that are down to get naked
Well Loc knew CandyI knew that bitch
I took her out oncemade her think I m rich
Romanceslow dancemade her feel great
And at the end of the night I worked that ass like a slave
Loc did you call her? I didn t bend a wrist
FoolI thought you knew it s the fucking pimp twist

It s the pimp twistit s the pimp twist
Kottonmouth is the crew that the ladies miss
Yesthey down with thisand so they reminisce
About the day they were caught up in the pimp twist

That s lifethat s the way it goes
Layin down laws and taxin hos
Sometimes I can t take no more
Always leaving shows through the back door

Now P-Town ballers is the name I claim
Been through many cities and it s all the same
I see a freakI look in her direction
5 minutes later she ll be licking my erection
Now I m not a cock blocker like you might suppose
Just a game I run on these mother fucking hos
Like I once knew this girl named VanessaI undressed her
Last Decemberor November. Was it September?
I m a stoner reeking havocI don t remembershit!

Hold your seat
Let me take you to another plateau
Exhilaration of your mind comes with my flow
Really thoughI ll let you know I m that boy ST
Exposing your mind to the rhymes of a P-Town baller
I ll make your girl holler my name in pain as I proceed to call her
My versatile machine on my new found lady
Hit it once and she ll be down to pay me
No babies cuz I elect to protect
From that HIV shit if my dick gets erectso check
After I m throughit s out the doorI thought you knew
I m a P-Town Ballerfool I gotta tell the crew

It s the pimp twistit s the pimp twist
Kottonmouth make a sweet girl turn a trick
And yesshe s down with thisand so she ll reminisce
About the days she was caught up in the pimp twist

Perpetrator? Naweducator
Playa hata? More like a generator
Hesitater? Nawdemonstrator
Masturbator? Nawmasticator on you old lady s twat
The shit was hotthe pussy got gotI hit the G-spot
My other buddy ate ithis tongue got rot
But he knew what he was in for when the booze got bought
Now that s not a lot but that s food for thought
You gotta bur up if she s hot to trot
Like it or not you need to smoke more pot
And think about your problemsconnect the dots

That s lifethat s the way it goes
Layin down laws and taxin hos
Sometimes I can t take no more
Always leaving shows through the back door
With the dirty hothrough the back door
Took the little skeezy to the mo-mo
And now it s oh no about the info
Gotta keep the shit on the down low
On the down lowabout the info
Gotta keep the shit on the down low

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