Whattup
I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
This is straight G shit
And all you can do is respect it

[Swifty McVay]
Well I ma state my nameSwift McVay
None of y all niggaz got shit to say
Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee
Plus I m big headed runnin things my way
A selfish manthe back of the hand
Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can
ProstituteI want my loot
And I don t give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
Y all givin niggaz what they needin
til bitches understand I m mean and
Swift McVay isblowin up
Courvosier til I m throwin up
Wanna playa hate mebitch so what?
What s yo function? Where s yo bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)
D-12naturally lifted
You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit
You fuck wit meI fuck wit you
Your entouragenigga fuck them too
I got grenades
What the hell your little twenty-two gon do?
(Y all ain t gon shoot)
Y all major soft
Cops gettin mad cause I paid em offmade em cough
blood and shit
That s what the hell you motherfuckers getwe runs this bitch?
So heyyou ain t gotta be scared to fuck
If you want headthen prepare to suck (do it)
Even if the nigga don t care to nut
For every strokeit s a hundred bucks
Respect the gameyou just a slut
So open your legs up and get my duck

[Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
You just a .. (hoe)
You just my .. (hoe)
Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
I m yo pimpyou my bitch
[repeat first part 3X]

Go get my .. (dough)
Go bring me my .. (dough)
Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
I m yo pimpyou my bitch

[Proof]
I don t spit gameno longer than my name
Then when my chain hangmy nuts do the same
Don t pay pussypussy pay me
Bitchslutwhore or lady (yup)
And knowin the factI was born to mack
That s why I got a hoe in the backblowin my sac
Got good gamethat s a hood thang
What d you brangloot or poo-tang?
Let em all bangrun that cheese
Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)
Rob a L7that s a square
You a bottom hoeyou got to know
Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast bitchand swallow slow
[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back
[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track

[Kon Artis]
I don t pay for assyou pump my gas
You get slapped when we re short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Where s my scratch? Bitchthat sit
Suck it stroke it make me rich
As a token of my appreciation it s
another client for you to hit
I don t give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation trick
Now you re stuck with mefuck with me
and I ma slap you up in this truck
You must be out your mind or somethin
Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin
Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
You don t work? You make nothin
I m just another case of a lazy husband

[Kuniva]
I want the paper stack
Buy you an outfitthen take it back
When you page me BITCH I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)
Hoes recognizeand niggaz do too
Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot
Don t like a chick that act too cute
Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
And don t be askin meall kind of questions
All harassin mecallin stressin
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]
Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itchyou fuckin dirty bitch
Now get on the cornerand start suckin some dicks
Niggaz want pussyand I need cash
So momget out there and start sellin yo dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit emand then stick em
Fuck it; I ll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I m on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up bitchyou talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like meout here whorin
Shut your fuckin mouth and you ll be out by the mornin
Cause I m the dirties pimpyou ever heard of
Give me my five-thousandand take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your periodblood never hurt nobody

[Chorus]

[Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
You just a .. (hoe)
You just a .. (hoe)
That s all you is .. (hoehoehoe)
You just adirty ass bitch
A dirty assnasty assstinky assfilthy assstanky ass bitch
(Ooohooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)
But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)

[Outro]
And there you have it god damnitthe fundamentals of pimpin
You heard it here firstfrom the Dirtiest Dozen
you ever seen in yo god damn life
Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene
And we keep the pussyholes smilinbecause we always whylin
YouknowhatI msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about
We let you know right here
Big pimpinit ain t deadwe love gettin headin a dirty-ass bed
That s just what we do
You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968
The pussy is all great
I ll see you at eightbitch

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