[Royce] What? Uhh..
[Em] The Bad..
[Royce] Yeah..
[Em] The Evil..
[Royce] Rightyo
[Em] put em together
[Royce the 5-9Eminem]
[Royce] Yo if it wasn t for your whipI d have nothin to strip
[Em] If it wasn t for a wristI d have nothin to slit
If it wasn t for the shroomsI d have nothin to chew
[Royce] Yo..
[both] I m just fuckin with youcause I got nothin to do
[Eminem]
I am bored!!!!!
I came in the diner with skateboardersand placed orders
Ate hors d oeuvresand hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*
Let you inhale the glock smellwhile I m rippin your wallet offย
And slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail (take that)
Burnin your contractspunch your A&R in the face *punch sound*
Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
I m on some shook shitif it s missin I took it (whoops!)
Nurse look at this straightjacketit s crooked!
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx)
So how do you describe someonewith a decapitated headย
When the rest of his body s still alive RUNNIN?
[Royce]
Comin with five gunmenwaitin to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it
For every hundred MC s rhymin about birds
Only about two-thirds d really set it without words
Yo you ain t a thugI can make you bitch up
Pick the fifth upcockspityou would swear it s rainin slugs (what?)
I m the hottest shit in the industry (uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
You lack class and respectget a direct backblast
The Bad and Evil mad rapI cover the Bad half
You know how a thug in this shit ll end up
Spit a roundlift your chin upyou get hitten down and ten up (what?)
I take it if you run your mouththen you wanna get sent up
Heat it upyou be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
Now we rivalscause of a small name or title
You steppedgot devoured and left with a flower and bible
[Royce the 5-9Eminem]
[Royce] Yo if it wasn t for your whipI d have nothin to strip
[Em] If it wasn t for a wristI d have nothin to slit
If it wasn t for the shroomsI d have nothin to chew
[Royce] Yo..
[both] I m just fuckin with youcause I got nothin to do
[Royce] Yo if it wasn t for your whipI d have nothin to strip
[Em] If it wasn t for a wristI d have nothin to slit
If it wasn t for the shroomsI d have nothin to chew
[Royce] Yo..
[both] I m just fuckin with youcause I got nothin to do
[Eminem]
*yawns* Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicatedย
It takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch onI ma end your careerย
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
I ll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH*
Pull a fuckin headache outta my headand put it in yours (take this)
I m indoorswaitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This bitch wanted to blow meI said"It oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "Nobut I brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while I m autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother Withewater raftin
I m not a factI ma proven fear
Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screaminย
"Waitwaitwait.. you ain t movin here!"
Lorena Bobbittc merewant a souveneir?
I ve been high as fucksince I was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some caineย
Cause I ain t sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants
(Oh my God!) Brain implants and they say there s a slim chance
I won t stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz
[Royce]
Walkin in swamp water with an M-16out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break bracesyou say grace and make faces
I ll display hate and break you in eight places (what?)
Take pacesturn around draw in a standoff
Precise aimicin my fameblowin your hand off
Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won t dieI m never leavin (what?)
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
Street niggaz with nutswhat? My meat s bigger (what?)
Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a deathwishthinkin I m the nigga to mess with
Let the tech liftdirect chest hitmelt your necklace
For instanceyou just a henchmenon tough soil (what?)
A follower never had hearthe just loyal
Thugs is glass doorsI see through emput the heat to em
Be careful you might get what you ask for
[Royce the 5-9Eminem]
[Royce] Yo if it wasn t for your whipI d have nothin to strip
[Em] If it wasn t for a wristI d have nothin to slit
If it wasn t for the shroomsI d have nothin to chew
[Royce] Yo..
[both] I m just fuckin with youcause I got nothin to do
[Royce] Yo if it wasn t for your whipI d have nothin to strip
[Em] If it wasn t for a wristI d have nothin to slit
If it wasn t for the shroomsI d have nothin to chew
[Royce] Yo..
[both] I m just fuckin with youcause I got nothin to do
[Em] The Bad.. the Evil..
The Bad.. the Evil..

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