[Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses.]

My seven bizzos...
Seven daysseven waysthat s too much...
My seven bizzos...

On Monday there s MelissaI like to be with her
I get all her money anda-then I diss her
On Tuesday there s Sareesashe s my homeroom teacher
She said"After schoolI would love to meet you!"
I said "Bet!" with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn t forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found outand now they all believe
Cause every Tuesday after schoolme and her would leave

My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven daysseven waysthat s too much...
My seven bizzos...

On Wednesday there s Wandawho looks like Jane Fonda
She said she likes bikesso I put her on my Honda
I took her to the parkwhere it was pitch dark
She done what I asked right from the start
She got nakedthen my dick got erected
Before I rocked her pussyI had to check it
But when we re in schoolshe tries to play it cool
Cause she doesn t want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She s in love with the brother from the ghettowho is black

My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven daysseven waysthat s too much...
My seven bizzos...
Yeahhh.

On Thursday there s Trinaher perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzomy tizzo and my finger
On Friday there s Franceswho likes to take chances
When her husband s at workshe does me dirty dances
She s my own private skeezershe s not a dick-teaser
She knows what I likeand that s to please her
On Saturday there s Susiewho likes my jacuzzi
She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty
She takes a drinkthen her head starts to sink
She slobs on Bob while I play with the pink

My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven daysseven waystoo much...
My seven bizzos...

On Sunday there s Conniewho fucks with slick Ronnie
She s a tricky-dick bitch who s out for his money
She s always schemin and hot like a demon
I thought I came in her mouthbut I was only peein
Now all these hoes belong to one player
A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor
Now y all ain t heard? You better go ask your mother
That your sister s being dicked by Marquisyour brother

My seven bizzos...
Seven daysseven waystoo much...
My seven bizzos...
Yeahhh.

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