{*channel surfing until a kid s TV show*}
Hello boys and girls!
Today we re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy? I ll bet you do!
Who s your daddy?

[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing?
[Em + H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up!
[Eminem] I m goin to hell! Who s comin with me?!
[Hailie] Somebody please help him! I think my dad s gone cray-zayy

[Eminem]
There s no mountain I can t climb, there s no tower too high
No plane that I can t learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you
to show you there ain t nothin I can t take this chainsaw to?
{Hailie: *VROOM*} Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls
I cut em off, and got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses
with Elton John s name, on my drag wall
I m out the closet, I ve been lyin my ass off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off
(Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
fore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off
and launch one at these Russians and that s all {*boom*}
Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
{*knocking*} Hailie, tell em baby - (My dad s lost it!)

[Chorus: Eminem] + {Hailie}
There s really nothin else to say, I-I can t explain it
{I think my dad s gone cray-zayy}
A little help from Hailie Jade, won t you tell em baby
{I think my dad s gone cray-zayy}
There s nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me
{I think my dad s gone cray-zayy}
There s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
{I think my dad s gone cray-zayy}

[Eminem]
It s like my mother always told me
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine
and God dammit you little motherfucker
If you ain t got nuthin nice to say then don t say nuthin
... uh, fuck that shit bitch!
Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick
and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second
I d rather put out a motherfuckin gospel record
I d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring
in my nose than quit bringin my flows
Quit givin me my ammo; can t you see why I m so mean?
If y all leave me alone this wouldn t be my M.O.
I wouldn t have to go eenee-meene-mini-moe
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don t know no more
Am I the only fuckin one who s normal any more? {Dad!}

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
at the same time, can make you dry your eyes
with the same rhyme; see what you re seein is a genius at work
Which to me isn t work
So it s easy to misinterpret it at first
cause when I speak, it s tongue-in-cheek
I d yank my fuckin teeth
Before I d ever bite my tongue, I d slice my gums
Get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once
and die and come back as Vanilla Ice s son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung
like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
Standin on Ronnie s grave, screamin at the sky
til clouds gather it s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that s pretty much the gist of it
The parents are pissed but the kids love it
9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don t blame you, I wouldn t let Hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

[Hailie]
Ha ha ha ha!!
You re funny daddy!

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