This is my life and this is how it reads For every chaptera thousand memories A murdera mystery where everybody bleeds A fantasya thriller with romance and disease Diary entry 9th of may 62 We ve had some ugly babies but none were quite like you Diary entry 62 end of may It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay They re here to staythey re here to stay If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking I m a failure You areyou are And if i seem half-heartedit s because i m broken hearted And i m a failure You areyou areyou are i am You areyou areyou are i am This is my life and this is how it reads A documentary that nobody believes Albert steptoe in gone with the breeze Mother played by peter beardsleyfather by john cleese Diary entry 68 end of the year A cardboard apollo 6 has given the all clear 11th december 68 captain s log Proposed trip to mars is cancelled due to fog It s due to fogit s due to fog If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking I m a failure You areyou are And if i seem half-heartedit s because i m broken hearted And i m a failure You areyou areyou are i am You areyou areyou are i am This is the playit was i who wrote the script Terry meets june in tales from the crypt It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped They later found him scolding a banana Diary entry 10th of april 89 The world is going mad but me i m doing fine I m doing fine Back to bedback to reality Just fine.

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