(Difford/Tilbrook)

Eyebrows plucked and toenails cut
I ll pick you up with a little luckall prim and proper.
Shaven legs and calls to Fred
It all depends o alright thenI can not stop her.
The makeup box has always got
Ever such a lot of odds and sodsin there to offer.
She needs paints to make her face
And make her late again and again
So I ll knock her
The tick is tocker.
Mumbo jumbo words to say
Are you coming out
Coming out
Coming out to play?
With a broken nose on a sunny day
I would bet
I would bet
None of these girls would ever care
Or get upset.
Or get upset.

Short and fat with a fishnet hat
And a hungry cat in a nice new flatwith her Scrabble.
Sits by the phone when she s all alone
And on her own it s a mental homefull of babble.
Writes with charm to uncle farm
With a broken arm in a broken barnfeeds the cattle.
She hears the hens as she takes the pen
And it s now and now it s then and now and then a little arab friend
She would saddle.
The dip is dabbled

Kissing curls and boyish girls
For all the pearls in all the worldwouldn t have me.
If I had oil and money to spoil
I d mix with loyal and I get some royallittle lassie.
I m up at nine down the line
To watch the time till half past five.
I wish they d sack me
She s at home the milkman s home
To have a farm and seeds to sow
It makes her happy
The chip is chappie.

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