LL Cool J
Nah y all nah y all uh-uh
I ain t disrespectin though
I m just sayin it happen to me
It can happen to him
How you doin?
What s your name?
Uhmmmhaha
Oh you re his girl
LL Cool J
Hello my name is Mr. Goodbar
I m came to offer champagne
Later on maybe I ll tell you my real name
But for now sip your drink and be merry
And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry
MeI ll have a Cowa-loo and milk
Cause champagne always stains my silk
You got a man? That s somethin we will talk about
He s smart enough to have yabut dumb enough to let ya out
I like ya friendly bag your alligator shoes
Ya hairstyle and ya whole point of view
The way you lick your lips and stare
You tell me that s a habit hmmm yeah
Funny coated legswith not one scar
The stylish wardrobe is up the par
Here s my numbercall me in my car
You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar
LL Cool J
So how long you been talkin to him?
Wordnah he s cool with mehe s cool with me
Oh he loves you
LL Cool J
Honey open up a bottle of brandy
Better yet have a piece of Cool J candy
And sweat the man with the master disaster
Break ya like plaster-plan and
The cards on the table and the deal is dealt
UhI m in the mood for a tuna milk
And I can t make youI sure wouldn t rape you
Feelin kinda mellow and I sure would hate to leave the job half-done Nah!
Cause at a time like this you re the one that I m lookin for
callin on the floor WOOF!
I m comin back for more
If the Mona Lisa s name was Teresa
I ll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisathen smoke a cigar
You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar
LL Cool J
Yeahso you be callin on the request line
Hahahaha oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
Oh he s my manword him too
Yeah I like Bobby Brown
Tell him he s cool but.
LL Cool J
Don t be cruel cause you ll be on your own
Cause my ??? rockin my microphone
Come and get this ice-cream cone
Or I ll deliver it when your daddy ain t home
Grown and healthy that s how I like em
Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs
HmmmMr. Good bar style
You haven t met a guy like me in a while
I jump out a cakedanceplayshake I ant got nobody by Jake
Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer
Don and I ll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon
LL Cool J
YaknowhatI msayin?
I m Mr. Goodbar Goodbar yeah
So you know next time uh your man is out
Check my ???
Nahnah he s cool
But my girl oh I don t know your man might be with her uh
YaknowhatI msayin?
But I m with youyeah Mr. Goodbar babyuh
May I say may I say that outfit you got on
Slimjuicy lips so honey coated hmmm
Yo he never says that to you
He never gives you compliments
Yo he be givin you flowers baby
And tellin you how much he cares for you
Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection
I didn t think so

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