You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you re seeing me but soon I ll have you seeing God
Cause girl I ll get you panting like you re Pavlov s dog
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I ll give you the gift that keeps on givin it won t cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like I m 2000 Flushes
I can tell I m doing something right by the way that she blushes
She s one that s speechlessI m the one that s tongue tied
She s thinking holy mackerel I m thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino s nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah I m snorkeling for clams and it doesn t matter if I wanna be
Don t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

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