Being the king of asskissing makes him a royal drag.
And the king of asskissinghe s after me againbringing me his royal nag.
He takes every opportunity to get to me.
....And here he comes again dont think I ll ever be at rest.
I suppose happiness will come to some but I ll never be a lucky one.
Still I got to keep on hoping for the best.
But once again he comes again thats how the story goes
and it s been long enough for me to know where he s about to put his nose.
SOMETIMESOMEDAY THAT
BASTARD S GONNA PAY!
The king of of asskissing says Im the one and only.
And the king of asskissing with his constant presence he keeps me from being lonely.
He s a royal branch of luncay that gets to me.
....And here we go again it looks as if he s here to stay.
I ve tried to beat to pull and whack.
But a monkey sliding down my back won t easily go away.
So once again he comes again about to reach his goal.
The one and only monrach with his kingdom in a hole.
SOMETIME;SOON THE KING OF ASSKISSING IS GONNA PAY

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