[INTRO:] Yo! If you can t danceits cool to get up now Usuallyya ll gotta sit on the sidebut tonightit s cool
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[CHORUS] If you can t dance then this is your jambabyleft to right all night Slide that s all you gotta do

You can t dance then this is your jambaby Left to right all nightslidethat s all you gotta do Now we all know the boy at the cluball liquored up Boy with the bub tryin to pick em upwack dancing Wooking pa nub shirt too brightpants too tight Boy settle down Now I ain t just messing with you I got better things to do I m trying to helpI got a lesson for you I know you do the best you could do Wanna get next to Boothen the less you do the better Cause women equate dance with sex They gon see you & be like Next ! But you gon be like hold up Ma ( Next! ) But she gon be likeuh huh( Next! ) Now looka-hererule #1know ya name if it ain t UsherJustin or Hammerthen we can touch ya Rule #2never do a dance you can t dowhy stupid Cause you can t do it [CHORUS] So I m up in my spot in Miami the other nightright & this Dude s out on the floor OD-ingjust way over-dancing So his Mommy wanna holla at me She thought my name was BillyI told her it was Willie She said she watch my TV show & I was very silly Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said Really? & judging from her t-shirtI could tell that she was chilly So I gave her my sweatershe said her name was Etta She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta She said she was glad I met herlet s go somewhere together She said she d ride in my car cause she knew that it was better The conversation cookin attention getting tookin My Spidey senses tinglin I felt somebody lookin Now who this brotha lookin & now he runnin bookin I m mad I m like a fishermanI almost had my hook in I figured I should get up & quickly clear my head up Cause Etta got a man & I m feelin kinda set-up Now Dude was really fed up & yohe wouldn t let up Homey if I hit youyou might never ever get up Now he was not a dancerplus he wasn t handsome Comin like Mel Gibsonlike I had his girl for ransom YoPedro wanna go out sideyo amigotranquillo

slide [CHORUS] Now rule #3 is easyplease remember that you ain t on "Beat Street" Sweet feetyou ain t tryin to win no TVanother dude did a move No need to out do it Rule #4out on the floordon t be doing moves that don t nobody do no more Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor There s a reason that don t nobody do em no moreyou feel me? This may be hilariousbut Rule #5 is seriousit s a shame that we have to discuss That there s no lip biting or pelvic thrusts I mean you think that move will put the sting on her you too closetryin to put a ring on her? You don t know that girldon t cling on her & don t put your thing on her
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