(I m not cheating)

Ooohoooh
Everything is Dinky Doo
Everything you do
Youthe king of La-Di-Da
Pretty very out far
Never oversitshe understands
Like the back of the hand
He should sing in a bandoh yeah

Ooohoooh
People think he s Loopey Loo
And when they look at his shoes
He s a rocking sausage roll
He gets it in the goal
Healthy little brown affair
And when he washes his hair
He ll get a round or a square
Get them singing

Ooohoooh
Everyone from Oxford town
Way down to the Rio Grande

Knows his harbour quays
His skin tight handswithout seggs
His name is Legs

[talking]

Ooohoooh
Coolies sweating in Hong Kong
Run along to the Mardi Grass

Risking asian flu to meet the man
Who lays the eggs
His name is Legs

He s a cure for whooping cough
And if the going gets rough
Get lined upcome Sikhcome Czar
No matter who you are
We could get along and slide a rule
And if you don t play fools
While Larry plays pool
You ll hear him singing

Ooohoooh
[talking]
Ooohoooh

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