There he goeshe drives me crazyWhen he says...Hee-eere s Johnny!That s his jobit s so amazingAll he says is...Hee-eere s Johnny!I never miss a moment when he s on the tubeHis being there has made my life worth livingThe chills run down my spineEach time he says that line"Here s Johnny!" He saysand laughs in his special way"...Johnny!" he saysyou know I love him"Here s Johnny!" he saysand "second fiddle" is his gameEd McMahon s his name...all rightDressed so finehe s such a cool dudeHear him say...Hee-eere s Johnny!Watch him selling beer and dog foodHear him say...Hee-eere s Johnny!I got a letter from him just the other dayHe saidYou may already be a winner!A trooper to the endA Clydesdale s best friend"Here s Johnny!" he saysand laughs in his special way"...Johnny!" he saysyou know I love him"Here s Johnny!" he saysand that s the way he gets his payWhat a livingOh...Here s Johnny! Here s Johnny! Wo-o-onoHere s Johnny! Here s Johnny! No no no no no noI don t believe itHere s Johnny! he saysand everytime it s just the sameEd McMahon s his nameA very special guy...all rightHe s on every nightCan t change the channelWhen he s sitting on the panelHee-eere s Johnny!There he goeshe gives me goose bumpsWhen he says...Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!"Here s Johnny!" he saysand laughs in his special way"...Johnny!" he saysyou know I love him"Here s Johnny!" he saysthat seems to be his claim to fameEd McMahon s his name

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