Gump sat alone on a bench in the park."My name is Forrest he d casually remark. Waitin for the bus with his hands in his pockets, He just kept sayin life is like a box of chocolates He s Gump, He s Gump What s in his head? He s Gump, He s Gump, He s Gump Is he in-bred? Gump was a big celebrity. He told JFK that he really had to pee. He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He s Gump, He s Gump He s kinda square. He s Gump, He s Gump, He s Gump What s with that hair? Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... run... run like the wind now Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... stop! His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin man His friend with no legs he d call Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He s Gump, He s Gump He s not too bright He s Gump, He s Gump, He s Gump But he s all right Is this Gump out of his head? I think so Is this Gump really brain-dead? I think so Did this Gump make lots of bread? I think so And that s all I have to say about that

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