Who s that waddlin down the street?It s just me cause I love to eatFudge and Twinkies and deviled hamWho s real flabby? YesI am!Every picture of me sGotta be an aerial viewNow my doctor tells meThere s just one thing left to do--Grapefruit Diet DietThrow out the pizza and beerGrapefruit Diet DietOhget those jelly donuts out of hereGrapefruit Diet DietMight seem a little severeGrapefruit Diet DietI m gettin tired of my big fat rearBlowflatty!WellI used to live on chocolate sauceMade sumo wrestlers look like Kate MossWalked down an alley and I got stuckI got more rolls than a pastry truckWhen I m all done eatingI eat a little moreWhen I leave a roomFirst I gotta grease the doorGrapefruit Diet DietCan t have another eclairGrapefruit Diet DietI gotta decrease my derriereI m on a Grapefruit DietI m on a Grapefruit DietI m on a Grapefruit DietNo more pie nowNo more creme bruleeLay off the gravyAnd souffleNo french fri-yi-yies nowNo ice cream parfaitMr. Cheese NachoStay awayOhI think I d sell my soulFor a triple patty meltBut I need a boomerangWhen I put on my beltGrapefruit Diet DietLay off the 3 MusketeersGrapefruit Diet DietUntil my big booty disappearsGrapefruit Diet DietEat em till they re comin out of my earsGrapefruit Diet Diet Cause I haven t seen my feet in yearsI m on a Grapefruit DietI m on a Grapefruit DietI m on a Grapefruit Diet

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