I woke up this mornin Then I went back to bed.Said I woke up this mornin Then I went right back to bed.Got a funny kinda feelin Like I got broken glass in my underwearAnd a herd of wild pigs is tryin to chew off my head.You know what I m sayin ?WellI ain t got no moneyI m just walkin down the road.Said I ain t got no moneyhoneySo I m just walkin down this lonely old road.WellI wish I could get me some moneyBut I forgot my automated teller code.I was born in a paper sackin the bottom of a sewer.I had to eat dirt clods for breakfastmy family was so poorMy daddy was a waitressmy mama sold bathroom tile.My brothers and sisters all hated me cause I was an only child.I got the blues so bad.Kinda wish I was dead.Maybe I ll blow my brains outmama.Or maybe I llyeahmaybe I ll just go bowlin instead.I m just a no-goodscum-suckingnose-pickingboot-lickingsnivelinggroveling worthless hunk of slime.Nothin but a low-downbeer-belliedbone-headedpigeon-toedturkey-neckedweasel-faced worthless hunk of slime.I guess I ve got a pretty low self-imagemaybe it s a chemical imbalance or something.I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I ve got the time.Awmake it talksonmake it talk.Okaynow make it shut up.Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down.I always feel so miserable whenever I m around.I wish somebody would come alongstick a pitchfork through my brain.I d flush myself right down the toiletbut I d just clog up the drain.I got the blues so badKinda wish I was dead.Maybe I ll blow my brains outmamaOr maybe I ll go bowling.Or I just might go bowling.Maybe I ll just rent some shoes and go bowling.Maybe I ll join a leagueenter a tournamentput on a stupid-lookin shirt and go bowlingInstead.

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