This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely
You don t have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that s not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey"
"I m gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I m gonna screw you gently"
"I m gonna hump you sweetly"
"I m gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "HeyI brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got sometin in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That s fuckin teamwork!
What s your favorite posish?
That s cool with meIt s not my favorite but I ll do it for you.
What s your favorite dish?
I m not gonna cook it but I ll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I m gonna love you completely
Then I ll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I ll fuckin bone you completely
but then I m gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

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