It was on the good ship VenusBy Christya shoulda seen usThe figurehead was a whore in bedAnd the masta mammoth penisThe captain of this luggerHe was a dirty buggerHe wasn t fit to shovel shitFrom one place to another[Chorus:Friggin in the riggin Friggin in the riggin Friggin in the riggin There was fuck all else to doThe captain s name was MorganBy Christhe was a gorgonTen times a day he d stop and playWith his fuckin organThe first mate s name was CooperBy Christ he was a trooper.He jerked and jerked until he workedHimself into a stupor[ChorusThe second mate was AndyBy Christhe had a dandyTill they crushed his cock on a jagged rockFor cumming in the brandyThe cabin boy was FlipperHe was a fuckin niggerHe stuffed his ass with broken glassAnd circumcised the skipper[ChorusThe Captain s wife was MabelTo fuck she was not ableSo the dirty shitsthey nailed her titsAcross the barroom tableThe Captain had a daughterWho fell in deep sea waterAnd by her squeals we knew the eelsHad found er sexual quarters[Repeat Chorus to Fade

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