Risin above the cityblocking out the noonday sunIt dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyoneI still remember when that delivery truck came down our blockWhat a lucky guyI hear he got the last one in stockAnd the neighbors are just greenThey sayThat s the biggest screen we ve ever seen!It s Frank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVEverybody come and see Frank s 2000" TVFrank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVThere s Frank s remote controlyou can lookbut don t touch itplease Cause Frank s the one in charge and he decides what everybody seesThe picture s crystal clear and everything is magnifiedRobert DeNiro s mole has gotta be ten feet wideEverybody in the townCan hear those 90000 watts of Dolby soundAnd I m mighty proud to sayNow I can watch "The Simpsons" from 30 blocks awayOn Frank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVEverybody come and see Frank s 2000" TVFrank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVEverybody come and see Frank s 2000" TVI m gonna get one of my own real soonIt s like havin a drive-in movie in your own living roomWhoahey now... hey now na na nowHey now... hey now na na nowFrank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVEverybody come and see Frank s 2000" TVYou won t believe itFrank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVEverybody come and see Frank s 2000" TVFrank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVGot a 2-year warranty on parts and laborFrank s 2000" TV Frank s 2000" TVFrank s 2000" TV

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