Hey
Why d you wake me from my nap?
I m not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap

You
Where s my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some juice
And I want it now
So you better move your ass
And feel bad for me
Cuz I m just getting over a cold

I m four years old!
I m four years old!
I m four years old!
Somebody better tie my shoes!

Now
I run down the hall
I scream and I yell
And I cry cuz I fell
Bring the rubbing alcohol

Outside
I get mud on my shoe
I come back in the house
I get it on the rug
The cleanging s up to you
And I won t take a bath
Unless you make me Spaghetti-O s

I m four years old!
I m four years old!
I m four years old!
Mommy reads to me at night
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Well
I can t have a job
And I can t go to school
If no grownups are around
I can t go near the pool
I m not alowed to climb
My neighbor s apple tree
I m not allowed to sit
Too close to the TV
I don t know how to drive
And I don t know how to spell
But if I hear my brother cursing
I do know how to tell
Cuz he made me eat some bread
That was covered in mold

I m four years old!
I m four years old!
I m four years old!
I just threw up on my grandmother

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