Can I introduce myself
I m a man of panache and wealth
Sound in mindbodysoul and health
Why I wanna kill my wife
I have the urge to take her life

Been planing for years to get rid of her
Not divorce I really do mean to kill her
She s so full of useless information and trivia
That s why I wanna kill my wife
I have a duty to take her life

Her stupid friends get right up my nose
They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
They re all so bleeding grandiose
You know why I should kill her friends
They re all driving Mercedes Benz.

He ll escape down into Mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He ll laugh and sing and he won t work anymore.

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed
Suffocate that little venomous head
Or perhaps I ll just whip her to death
Listen do me a favor kill my wife

Do it for mankind take her life
Or should I act quite cold and deliberate
Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet
They ll think suicide they won t know who done it
I m gonna kill my wife I m really gonna take her life.

He ll escape down into Mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He ll laugh and sing and he won t work anymore

The moment of truth has come
I m at the point of no return
I ve got my hands locked round her throat
I m about to kill my wife
Don t stop me now I m gonna take her life

Too late now I m gonna kill my wife
Can t help myself I m gonna take her life

Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep
His wife snoring soundly next to him
It was all a very nasty dream

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