A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
all the prettypretty packages staring back at me
which is my favoritewhere is my chance
to remove the product and stick it in my pants

cuz I want to seewhat s on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from meand from you
(if only you knewthen you would steal too)

adrenaline rushesthe products in my grip
I am only shoppingbut now it s time to lift
I look for my momentand down my pants I stick
the product I ve selected is concealed against my dick

cuz I want to seewhat s on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from meand from you
(if only you knewthen you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kidit s like a fucking game
I m almost to the counterwill I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caughtjailedbanned from the store?
like if the product I ve selected slips and crashes to the floor

Five finger discount!

and I want to seewhat s on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from meand from you
(if only you knewthen you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kidit s like a fucking game
I m almost to the counterwill I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caughtjailedbanned from the store?
like if the product I ve selected slips and crashes to the floor

I get to the door and out the door I slide
I feel a sense of dignityI feel a sense of pride
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
as I have a little feast of what s on sale.

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