Your butt is widewell mine is too.Just watch your mouthor I ll sit on you.The word is outbetter treat me rightCause I m the king of cellulite.Ham on ham on ham on whole wheatall right.My zippers bustmy buckles break.I m too much man for you to take.The pavement cracks when I fall down.I ve got more chins than Chinatown.Well I ve never used a phone boothAnd I ve never seen my toes.When I m goin to the moviesI take up seven rows.Because I m fatI m fat--come on.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--you know it.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--come on you know.Fat fat--really really fatDon tcha call me pudgyportly or stout.Just tell me once again: Who s fat?When I walk out to get my mailIt measures on the Richter scale.Down at the beach I m a lucky man.I m the only one who gets a tan.If I have one more pie a la modeI m gonna need my own zip code.When you re only having secondsI m having twenty-thirds.When I go to get my shoes shinedI gotta take their word.Because I m fatI m fat--come on.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--you know it.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--you know it you know.Fat fat--really really fatAnd my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.Lemme tell you once again who s fat.If you see me comin your wayBetter give me plenty space.If I tell you that I m hungryThen won t you feed my face.Because I m fatI m fat--come on.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--you know it.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--you know it you know.Fat fat--really really fatWoo woo woo. When I sit around the houseI really sit around the house.You know I m fatI m fat--come on.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--you know ityou know it.Fat fat--really really fatYou know you know you know--come on.Fat fat--really really fatAnd you know all by myself I m a crowd.Lemme tell you once again.You know I m hugeI m fatyou know it.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fat--you knowhoo.Fat fat--really really fatYou know I m fatI m fat--you know ityou know.Fat fat--really really fatAnd the whole world knows I m fat and I m proud.Just tell me once again--who s fat?

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