how to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
how to defer to men in solvable predicaments
how to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
how to have that not work and have them run away from you

how to keep people at arms length and never get to close
how to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
how to pretend you re fine and don t need help from anyone
how to feel worthless so fast you re helping

I ll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetimeI never forgot
I ll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I ll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

how to hate women when you re supposed to be a feminist
how to play all highest when you re really a hypocrite
how to hate god when you re a player and a spiritualist
how to sabotage when you re in tough seas

I ll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetimeI never forgot
I ll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I ll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

I ve been doing research for years
I ve been practicing my ass off
I ve been waiting my whole life for this momentI swear to you
Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

I ll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetimeI never forgot
I ll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I ll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

how to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
how to keep smiling when you re thinking of killing yourself
how to know them all the too well by going with them
how to stay stuck in your life hating them

I ll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetimeI never forgot
I ll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I ll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

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